Snazzy.

Right well I've just eaten a pizza that tasted of cardboard. Nom. Nahht.

I think I'm in a bad mood. Can't really tell. I'm still relatively optimistic but I'm running round being bloody cynical about bloody everything.

It became apparent when I walked into the meeting today and somebody moaned about having their sweets confiscated in the library.

Before I had even thought about it I was mocking her by talking about how I was sure there are prisoners of war who realize life isn't so bad as to have had their sweets taken off them.

Comedic genius I know.

Between me and Hannah Charlton, we have managed to put together a flyer for the lacrosse club.

I helpfully suggested that the flyer should have something snappy and witty on it as to reflect my absolutely hilarious personality and banter (why are you laughing?)

Anyway I thought that a good idea would be to put on these posters...

"LACROSSE... HAVE YOU GOT THE BALLS"

It then became apparent that it didn't quite have the same effect for girls...

"LACROSSE... DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA?"

A sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.


Nobody really uses the word "snazzy" anymore.

We should definitely use it more often.

Snazzy is such a snazzy word it makes my snazziness look even more snazzy. BOOM

That's a lot of snazzy for one sentence.

I think it's fair to say that that was one snazzy sentence.

The snazzy alliteration in that last sentence made me look even more snazzy.

Snazzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.






...so yeh moving on.

The show is back on tomorrow. I expect you all to listen in. That is all.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Adam.


A day without sunshine is like... well  night really.








Oh wait! Take me out.

Not literally. With a sniper. I want to die in my sleep like my mate.

Not screaming, like the passengers on his bus.


So yeh take me out is back on our screen. With even more laughs etc. Funfunfunfunfun.

With it came much annoyance for me.

There was this girl called Wen who was a serial dater. To which she added "girls gotta eat"

Well done dear you just sent the feminist movement back 40 years.

The show also comes with a spinoff entitled "take me out: the gossip"

Basically you find out more about the girls that will be assessing the poor males who put themselves on a very public platform in order to hopefully get a date.

Felt sorry for the guy with the snake. Then again a snake is not really known for it's woman-attracting qualities.

Apart from the notorious trousersnake.

But yeh I'm ending it here.

Stop reading.

Seriously stop reading...




...seriously move onto a previous blog.







...you still here?