Kay so maybe I've been away a while... (try nearly two months you ungrateful son of a... you never called, you don't answer me, YOU DIDN'T REPLY TO MY Letter!)
Alright, alright, I promise things will be different... we'll hang out more, go see a film... I'll write more...
(Good... well then go on...)
Right well that was basically my introduction sorted...
A smooth an entrance as any, I hope you'll agree!
To address our first topic today... if this gets 3 views I'll have hit 3000. Not bad really *high fives all round*
High fives all round are all well and good... until you realize you're in your room... on your own.
I'M SO LONELYYYYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Turns out high fiving yourself is effectively clapping, though you have to get the vertical issue sorted out... so you're effectively slapping the other hand in a manner not dissimilar to that of an overly enthusiastic sea lion, impressing an audience of imaginary people in order to get the fish you so rightly deserve.
Enough about flashbacks into an inevitably troubled childhood... surrounded by seals... and imaginary friends...
Back on topic: if two hands clap together in a deserted room which probably nobody (hopefully) heard... does it make a sound?
I have plenty of friends, people like me, I'm a nice person...
I have plenty of friends, people like me, I'm a nice person...
I have plenty of friends, people like me, I'm a nice person...
I have plenty of friends, people like me, I'm a nice person...
I have plenty of friends, people like me, I'm a nice person...
Perhaps there are things I really shouldn't put into a blog. Should be interesting to see if that's one of them.
Anyhow, I've been considering the possibility of perhaps changing my style of clothing. The only problem is that I think I'm getting old.
Today I was looking at V neck cardigans/jumpers/pull overs.
You know it's bad when the guy modelling the thing you're wearing looks retired.
Even worse when you can still see yourself in that jumper... playing golf... eating Worthers Original...
The problem is, dear readers, is that I want a style that suits my personality.
Cool... calm... collected... civilized... sophisticated...
And I'm sure many other things that I look at myself in the mirror; panicking that the £1 hair gel I bought from the newsagents makes my hair look greasy...
Maybe I haven't quite found my own style yet. Google, I'm sure, will provide me with the answers in time.
Sometimes I wonder what society labels me...
I mean I'm a student so most of society sees me as a massive money blackhole: the rich watching as what taxes they couldn't avoid paying are spent on booze and drugs.
Okay maybe I don't fit that particular stereotype...
I don't have pink hair, makeup or an obsession with vampires that like to roll in glitter before setting foot into sunlight...
Maybe that's what they really think happens to teenagers... SO THAT'S WHY THEY NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!
Ladies and Gentlemen: Dr. Adam Legg, expert on all things teenage.
Problem is though, I won't be a teenager soon.
It's true, next year I'll be 20 years of age. The decade I promised myself I'd go travelling, see the world, be young, have fun... no pressure then. These are the years I want to get right...
Anyway lifting up from that deep moment I feel like I should say something witty and intelligent while you all sit there and go "oh yes that's rather impressive... how witty and intelligent you are."
Yeh thanks for laughing.
Maybe I should start a dedicated 1st world problems blog... as this is effectively what this blog has become!
Anyway erm... (say something witty to end)
I feel I should impart some of my vast knowledge and life experience with you... (stalling, think of something!)
Erm... (oh for goodness sake! You're not the messiah, just say something that toes the line of "good kidizenship" something that your teacher would tell you...)
So remember kids! (good start, but you're not counselling David Cameron, you'll need to end that one...)
So yeh kids! (covered that) ...Skip school and do drugs!
(...f***ing nailed it)
Adam x
I am a cool, calm, sophisticated human being,
I am a cool, calm, sophisticated human being,
I am a cool, calm, sophisticated human being,
I am a cool, calm, sophisticated human being,
I am a cool, calm, sophisticated human being,
I just want to be loved.
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